28 June 2018
04 September 2008
2008 Elections
One time I farted so hard John McCain chose me to be his Vice Presidential running mate.
31 August 2008
27 August 2008
24 August 2008
Commerce
One time I farted so hard I shot my wallet through a Macy's store window, destroying three mannequins and a make-up counter clerk.
20 August 2008
Through Rain, Sleet or Snow
One time I farted so hard I raised the dead and they terrorized my town for weeks until most of them got jobs at the post office.
17 August 2008
14 August 2008
Most Important Meal of the Day
One time I farted so hard it demulsified the milk in my cereal. The lipids coalesced on my Fruit Loops and didn't taste very good. Until I deep fried them, that is.
12 August 2008
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