30 June 2008
28 June 2008
27 June 2008
Government
One time I farted so hard that an amendment was passed by Congress and ratified by the states to make it unconstitutional for me to fart again.
Office Equipment
One time I farted so hard the force shredded my ass cheeks, which was fortuitous since I had some confidential information for work tattooed there.
WMDs
One time I farted so hard the United Nations sent inspectors to my house to search for weapons of mass destruction.
26 June 2008
Happy Holidays
When I was a wee one, I farted so hard while suckling that it shot my wet nurse's other nipple across the room where it flipped around in flight and stuck to the picture window like a suction cup. So we hung a candy cane on it. It was the best Christmas ever!
25 June 2008
The Wright Brothers
One time, I farted so hard my ear lobes flapped so much I took flight and crashed into a statue of Merle Haggard.
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