Lungs

One time I farted so hard my lungs deflated.

Patriotism

One time I farted so hard I made an eagle fly backwards.

Kiss Me I'm Irish

I farted so hard yesterday that the Blarney Stone cracked.

Gravity

One time I farted so hard I hovered for seven seconds.

Lights

One time I farted so hard the lights dimmed.

Neighbor's Bed

One time I farted so hard I woke up in the neighbor's bed.

Windmill

One time I farted so hard I made a windmill change rotation.

Angels

One time I farted so hard my guardian angel caught fire.

Ribs

One time I farted so hard I broke a rib.

Tides

One time I farted so hard the tides changed.

Time Travel

One time I farted so hard I went back in time.

Eyelids

One time I farted so hard my eyelids turned inside-out.

Economy

One time I farted so hard they had to lower interest rates to help the economy recover.

Weather

One time I farted so hard the weather changed.